Bony Macaroni are making self-loathing cool again. At least, they hope so. Because, after previous failed attempts at life in general, these dudes want to give a fuck again. Their moderately heart-wrenching and semi-catchy debut-ep will hit the digital shelves early 2019. With potential bangers such as ‘Piece of Shit’ and ‘Doom’, probably nothing can stop these guys (we think).

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‘Piece of Shit’ is about trying super hard to succeed and, like, not succeeding and blaming everybody else for it. Fast song, super emotional, mind-blowing riffs and hooks, utterly hilarious, good stuff.

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“Yeah, yeah, heard of ‘em.” - Simeon Pranger, booking agent
“We need real quotes for the next single.” - Bony
“Noise.” - Our moms (this one is real though)

For fans of: Weezer, Frank Turner, Modern Baseball